A *NEW* kind of patch...

Well the patch phase has finally arrived. Patches have been used for years to deliver medication of different kinds. There are patches to help you quit smoking, deal with motion sickness, provide birth control, and many more. Those of you who know me, know my fascination with the wonderful world of penis enlargement. I think the whole penis enlargement industry is a total crack-up. I guess that fits in well with my burp and fart mentality.

As you might imagine, someone came up with the penis enlargement patch. I pretty much busted a gut when I read about that. Now the ad that I read didn't go into much detail. I was a little disappointed by that. It did, however, leave me with a few questions that will require some research.

Where do you stick the patch?

Assuming you don't apply the patch to your penis, how do the active ingrediants know where to work their magic?

What happens if someone puts one of those patches on who doesn't have a penis?

What happens if you use more than one patch? Can you overdose?

After the Cialis warning messages ("Erections lasting more than 4 hours require immediate medical attention" HELLO NURSE!!!) (I added the "Hello Nurse" part), can you imagine what the penis enlargement patch disclaimers look like?

My wife is the smart one in the family. I know I don't have to say that to any of you. She's forbidden me to try any of these products. I keep telling her, "They say the affects are only temporary. When you stop using it, you go back to normal." That line of argument hasn't gotten anywhere.

I don't really want a larger penis, though it might be fun to take one for a test ride. I am just curious and fascianted by the whole penis industry.

Don't even get me on the topic of erectile disfunction medication. Just a few weeks ago I heard a thing that medicare was thinking about discontinuing funding for Viagra for sex offenders. Go figure.

Have a nice day.

Pete