Okay! So I'm standing in line to get my coffee this morning and there's a rather striking looking Latina in line in front of me. I somehow managed to notice that her Metro-rail pass is about to fall out of her back pocket.
I am faced with a serious dilemma. If I tell her that her metro pass is about to fall out of her pocket, it will be EXTREMELY obvious that I've been staring at her ass. If I don't tell her, she could lose her pass and it could be a real hardship for her. It wasn't just a metro card, it was one of the passes that give you lots of access and is paid for by your employer. Those things are valuable and a pain to replace.
I continued to stare at metro card for a while longer (the line was suprisingly long for 7:15am) while I tried to decide what to do.
In the end, I turned to the woman behind me and asked her if she could tell this Latina that her Metro pass was about to fall out of her pocket. That worked out great! The Latina chick now thinks that the woman behind me is a perv, and the woman behind me thinks I'm a perv. No-one is going to believe the woman behind me if she tells them that I was staring at this other woman's but because she is the one that acted on her perverted thoughs. Not me. :D
It all worked out well in the end.
Love,
Pete
1 comment:
So, did you get her number, or what? ;)
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