Ahhhhh... One of my favorite topics. :D If you've read this blog much, you know how much I enjoy a good penis enlargement or ED commercial. I think it is hillarious... no... make that fucking hillarious... how much emphasis people put on having a big dick and erections on-demand.
I was listening to Michael Feldman this weekend on NPR and they had a greatest hits thing on. One of the news stories they talked about was the connection between Viagra and vision problems. He read part of an article rather expressively... the way my friend Lisa used to read the personal ads in the City Paper out loud for entertainment. It went something like this, " The first time this man took Viagra he noticed that his vision got a little blurry. He wasn't sure if there was a causal relationship. The second time, his vision got even worse. The third time, it was much worse. The 4th time worse still. By the fifth time he took Viagra, he was blind."
My other penis story for this post involves my favorite dietary suplement... ENZYTE!!! I love that stuff. It is the "once-a-day suplement for male enhancement." Did you manage to catch the Christmas commercials for this stuff? They featured Bob, my favorite spokesman. He was wearing a Santa Suit and all the women were lining up to sit in his lap. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
God bless America. I really love this place. You'd never get stuff like this in a communist country. :D
Love,
Pete
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