Well last year's resolution (to abuse alcohol) went so well, I need to do some good ones for this year....
1) I resolve to change my name to "Dirt".
2) I resolve not to use Spam, duct tape, Gorilla Glue or a propane torch in my sex life.
Since I can't imagine topping that resolution in this post, I'll leave it at that for now.
Hugs and Kisses.
Pete
PS: I guess resolution #1 definitely adds new meaning to my license plate. ;)
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