Friday, December 02, 2005

What to do in Seattle when you're bored....

Uhhhmmmmm I'm not sure how to comment on this....
 
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005 · Last updated 7:02 p.m. PT
Man pleads guilty in horse-sex case
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
SEATTLE -- A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case.
James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.
Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.
The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.
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Okay, I lied.  I can't just let this hang out there.
What do you think the guy's funeral was like?  What were people thinking as they sat in the church?  What did the preacher say about him?  What did they put on his grave stone?  "A loving farmer who died while loving" and they just left off the "his neighbor's horse" part for decency stake?  What was the chit chat at the local farmers coop like the day after? 
At least there wasn't any injury to the horses. 
That brings back the wise words of Janine Garafalo, "It's okay to love your pets.  It's not okay to "love" your pets."
Have a nice day. :D
Pete
 
 
 

 

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